Bosanac

kako znas da si bosanac>>>>>>>>> - you begin most sentences with "jebiga">>> - you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time>>> - your mother insists that "promaja/propuh" will kill you>>> - older people call you "sine" although you are a girl>>> - your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the >>> temperature outside>>> - you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear>>> - your father refers to all politicans with "djubrad", "lopovi" ,and >>> "kriminalci">>> - your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti caca dodje kuci">>> - you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and >>> "Sarajevsko">>> - you start your day with a cup of cofee and a cigarette>>> - your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry>>> - you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week>>> - you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days>>> - a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day>>> - your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee>>> - you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name>>> - your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor>>> - your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water>>> - your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV>>> - the time is divided into "prije" and "poslije" the war